# last night the duckheads in the airbnb yapped and laughed obnoxiously until 2:30am they kept people in the flat awake and one felt like flash flooding ir entire room cube with a mixture of quick drying cement and untreated uk water company silage shut up you quietly obnoxious yupple tourist hole people who actually live here are trying to rest what does it take to buy a half decent house in this miserable backwater country far far away from inconsiderate professional english(tm) loud mouths - with yeah mate yeah as ir holy and unceasing brain dead cry of unceasing ideological affirmation try reading a book for a change you quietly contemptible top gear watching morons upon waking with red eyes at eight this morning i decided to purposely stomp around our freezing rented shoebox for ten minutes slam doors rattle the cutlery tray and play the radio at a decent volume - a bit too much like those professionally miserable old sods who puncture your football when it lands in ir garden oh the poverty of daily pseudo-existence in endland so utterly meager and petty is it any wonder some prefer to work and play in the republic // republic of bob