# zx spectrum computers today to notice crazy colour loading bars around the screen border of getting so used to the bleepy static noise accompanying different stages of its program loading process one often ends up saying 'ooh here comes a good bit' to also notice the standard overheating feature which kicks in after prolonged use say half an hour - to the degree of waking one's hibernating pet tortoise harold who thinks it's now spring researchers are known to use such retro devices to make delicious toasted extra-mature organic cheddar cheese sandwiches with tabasco worcestershire sauce and dill pepper ummmm in which one also unconsciously enjoys the freaky tactility of the rubber keyboard commonly reported to feel like massaging 8bit undead flesh under one's fingertips where researchers also develop extreme dexterity to type in more commonly used commands on such devices as it often appears to take more combination key presses than exist letters for particular commands extreme patience is also required say twenty minutes after 'warlock of firetop mountain' begins loading and one receives random system error message followed by a soft existential reset arrrrg to stroll the around house of saturday morning with sneakers on and a zx spectrum 48k under one's armpit playing the part of a slick mainstream underground realty-heckler type who builds natty little electronic devices to access the near-future classic definitive scientific statement on the esoteric aspect of retro computing as follows: the break / space key on a zx spectrum can access an entirely new dimension of digital psychotropic intensity one far removed from the gaudy budget wolverhampton aqualung society realty most researchers from endland are forced to endure researchers who return alive to tell ir tale often describe an infinite virtual space high saturation colour coded geometric shapes floating over tight n-dimensional vector grid lines of super intense electric blue liquid neon - a near unlimited subjective dimension researchers toy with presenting near limitless gulfs of dense ambient nonthingness hung with a few basic conceptual commands like 'pacific' or 'ocean' // republic of bob