# world leading experts on volcanic roasting activity order of deff by pil now plays in the lab background on recent warnings issued by experts *not* to attempt to roast marshmallows over volcanic lava in which one would normally feel light poignant despair at such news stories yet at this specific nodal juncture in humalien anti evolution they feel unsurprising if not actively jaded and stone faced yet for some poor schmucks in-scene the mere idea of a nice quick volcanic roasting sounds appealing this however is often precisely what they get // republic of bob