# when on vacation with a fellow researcher yet they happen to be an idiot and one day say hey there's this great place mere tourists don't know about immediately say in a clear strong voice: no thanks i'm good and then just like that it's instantly movie over phew yet some insist on naively replying: ooh cool sounds like a friendly puzzle maze let's go meanwhile the twelve foot shark headed benthic monster who lives there thinks: yeah i'll solve it for you real easy meat-being henry swanson: which is why i often mind my business and stay at home behind my soft cushion fort internet as imaginary luxury lifestyle visionary robert what busy throwing chum into the water: stupid people being happy makes scientists depressed // republic of bob