# warning due to a mild biofreak containment anomaly all research activities in the lower 4th lab quadrant on level d82 are now temporarily suspended 'big scientist rnd zaibatsu hypercorporation' thanks scientists for ir patience please keep working hard faintly terrifying quiet public announcements too often accompanied by three soft xylophone notes and then silence - just before low sickening growls are heard off in the middle distance at this point researchers should put down ir brightly colored test tubes and sprint for the nearest (working) lab jet elevator exit // republic of bob