# undead aliens aka zombaliens
near-futuristic straight to unrewound vhs movie title
also refers to any of generally last ditch or cynical eye rolling obvious popkult combos
'cthulupunk' for one prime example or generally any 'x vs y' forms
say pirate nuns vs terminator tentacle ninjas
all with paper thin plots nondescript unsupportive non-character ensembles and the hammiest dialogue in recent undead mass media non memory
as indistinctly diselevated by lead actors born to play dead eyed oddballs
who go from zero to psycho in less time than it takes to register a shallow change
look researcher just get out before 8bit purple dusk
oh yeah make sure to pick up a sweet wilfully glitchy vhs copy of 'kung fu crocodile' before leaving
catch 'yall down in the main biocomputing lab later for a quick d00m klone deffmatch
// republic of bob