# trying to hard to seem witty in front of strangers but one simply doesn't have the skill or (more importantly) style and so quickly ends up writing pithy one-line reviews of bad movies on online review sites apparently this is known as 'like whoring' - forgetting one's dignity and spreading one's digital goatse for positive attention the desperate clawing loneliness implied by such behavior feels existentially depressing mind you it also means the internet is often utterly swamped by nothing but walking bleached assholes // republic of bob