# to consider knob halibuts apparently one of the funniest in-scene yokes often manifests locally while drunk on cheap tequila at wastey parties full of bland nerds spitting loose jive about whatever commonly discussed in the same breath with the notion of the 'legendary two headed j' which gets you 'twice as as high' - good grief in actuality the pseudo concept of 'knob halibuts' is designed to injure student stoners by helping them guffaw themselves into the nearest accident and emergency ward knob halibuts are the dumb name given for spiny boring tropical fish that live in jungle rivers and allegedly (that is do not in fact) swim up one's negatively surprised length / hole though elvis knows why they would anyhow apparently ir backwards facing spines prevent untimely andor panicked withdrawal in which merely speaking the scenic name given to such an experience induces uncontrollable dim chuckle-fits in one's fellow student toners however 'halibutation' as a term also symbolically implies laughing far too much while (unknowingly) getting (existentially) done over at one's expense probably though wasting precious time braindead hyena-chortling at stupid university student concerns over apparently infinite jests // republic of bob