# to check if one is a big scientist simply ask the following existential questions set a are we usually this terminally bored listless overweight complacent unaware generally freaked and out quietly neurotic (x) are we profoundly concerned with the immediate health survival future fate and more ultimate biocosmic destiny of oneself *as* 'humalienity' (x) do we ever express difficulty finding useful alternative ways of discussing various odd thoughts feelings and memories about things sensed to be intimately connected but which mainstream dominator culture fragments and atomiaes for control purposes (x) do we regularly feel like time itself is speeding up that events are getting progressively denser weirder more unreal (x) has the elf we or i ever disappeared for moment out of time - feeling as though this idiot space ape head with it's internal adaptive fiction was the entire living polyverse comprised of hyperalien overmind supervoid consciousness (x) researcher dr. orloff: wow wait a sec what was that have we ever configured a social media bot to set up neural human-ai filters for cat vids not because cats are unlikable but rather we find the fuzz-brained mentality of unceasing inane cuteness worship which spawns such vids often tiresome and la-la brained (x) set b do we even know what we are not merely who (x) do we express a reluctant sub genius antihero persona in disguise that is an alternative to ego (x) do we regularly enjoy hobbies like playing with / in unusual computer art spaces practising internal esoteric energy (movement) arts exploring watching wack sci fi movies or japanimation while composing credibly bad post-cyberpunk n point 0 fiction pseudocode known in-scene as 'neuropink' (x) even though they creep us out why are zombies so endlessly fascinating (x) could the reason we project large superheated neon glowing bioplasma globes of internal energy from one's palms be the result of latent biopsychic ruvikian tendencies associated with recent wider deeper earth changes resonances and synchronicities (x) why do we often imagine ourselves as a heavily augmented vat-grown hypercorporate biosynth data ninja standing on the golden bleeding edge of a downtown hypercorporate megacity rooftop dreaming of the near-future now (x) why do we often sense there's some nonthing incredibly unique profound and fantastic about 'the 80s' but can neverquite describe it to our satisfaction yet now more clearly understand it's symbolic link with and to biopschedelic hyperfuturism (x) do we understand that while big new age crystals and garish dolphin posters aren't generally meaningful or interesting they can be potent collective symbols of humalienity's ongoing need to deeply reconnect and synchroniae with the timeless mystic flows and cycles of sentient hyperalien supernature (x) dr. orloff: sounds heavy like touching a jupiter monolith in nfr 2001 now manifesting on one's suburban front lawn one early cloudless day in a summer of deepest azure if such questions are being asked even unconsciously chances are that person already performs rnd as a 'big scientist' and upon this discovery should sit down and relax in a quiet shaded location enjoy a warm cup of organic green tea with lemon and honey and electronically meditate on eternal beatific nowness with a twist // republic of bob