# the most insane bohemian rhapsody flashmob you will ever see
basically unreal narcotic distraction
in which what's insane is that such a violent neurospectacle 'exists'; as though there's anything actually remotely human meaningful or not utterly brain dead in the phrase 'the most insane bohemian rhapsody flashmob you will ever see'
yo flock that tune - and wayne's world
to take something which is already a parody of itself from the outset and somehow make it even more vile fraudulent and affected - utterly devoid of true honest spontaneity or actual life - a simulated sham of genuine expression vomited forth by mock turtles and people paid to play the fool
that the most natural and healthy thing anyone could possibly do upon being forced to witness such a synthetic presentation of willingly self-blinded media neurospectacle and pathetically self-insisting ego is casually whip out an alien plasma arc thrower and ka-zlapp every android involved seems philosophically telling
such non-events are not to be championed; to act like some easily-pleased performing seal brainlessly and automatically clapping for another rancid fish appears an insult to what little alleged human intelligence supposedly exists
that rando duck-brained guy in the video - spinning around upon hearing the first couple of notes from the tune and holding ir hands over ir mouth and wobbling lower lip - as if to say 'oh what is this utterly spontaneous artistic act (and not at all cynically pre-rendered example of social-cgi clickbait) for i am utterly caught up in the joyful life-affirming exuberance of it all - a glorious rich life-pageant'
clearly some kind of super passive dummy whose uncritical appreciation for the counterfeit and lame mass manufactured bread-and-circuses needs repeatedly putting out with a burning ten ton kayak paddle
oh to drown in a vast sea of irrelevance; 'amusing ourselves to deff' indeed
// republic of bob