# the father figurine term for ceramic style dads from endland too often hard aggressive fragile and apathetic mirthless tight-fisted and entirely artificial who sit on armchairs farting picking ir nose watching 'the footie' with an invisible 200lb sack of king edwards potatoes on ir right authoritarian shoulder representing all ir sorry pathetic male hangups unaddressed / repressed bull shit and general hatred of everything typical example ignorance of a man who just strides into the room and without a word immediately switches over the last 10 minutes of the awesome 'basil rathbone as sherlock holmes' movie you were watching intently - simply because east enders or coronation street are on the other side: *waves arms as if in time to music and lyrics* 'when you pay the bills in this house you can watch what you want' pops when i start paying bills in a house like this i will have become as thick and as brutally dim an asshole as you are now and will have ceased to function as a living human being with an atom of compassionate sensitivity to the feelings of others - you utter duck head // republic of bob