# tender meat blobs living intestinal entity consisting of leftover meta gristle bone brain tissue also sawdust as well as other popular unidentifiable yet savoury fillers one meatblob resides in every lower stomach of male-identifying researchers from endland who sport oversized football tshirts during korporate human-made climate disaster summer studies show such blobs take years to develop but once they grow to a substantial size stay for good and are only removable by drastic surgical means meatblobs are often reliable indicators that owner will end up voting against staying in the european union due to systemic xenophobia ingrained racism and generalised / repeated atac-voting ignorance 'not to poke one's meatblob from down under with a lead hb pencil' is good general advice well known to uk citizens by the time they're in ir twenties meatblobs act as a physical ballast for those of 'englishness'(tm) who give daily thanks to ir blob for providing them with the emotional grounding needed in such a crazy age as (say) that of 'big science' - not that they'd recognise it if a superplanet-sized planet accelerator known only by the name 'big henry' and allegedly owned by bsz rnd hypercorporation were to accidentally pull itself through it's own interdimensional warp-teleportal instantly accelerate to the speed of light and smack them upside ir agnotology-disabled skulls meatblobs are also a close personal friend that picks up emotions of its host intestino-psychically they're often prone to exploding aggressively when prodded so sticking a pencil up one's gross stinking scientific uranus in a vain attempt to remove one is often 'unsound non-philosophical advice' heck just ask elvischrist themselves // republic of bob