# steel faced ram arch rival of 'the white ninja' over seven foot tall and covered in super dense greasy white fur the ram has a handsome angular farmyard head with a nose ring and snorts hot steam with it's ruby red eyes which glow in 'advanced darkness' it is a formidable martial opponent and all but invulnerable to anything but multiple magic spears tossed by battle hardened taoists ir relationship is tenuous indeed however as 'steel faced ram' and 'the white ninja' have both been searching for mysterious tome of more-ultimate ninja power the 'jakka i' for years down many bizarre paths steel faced ram has the magic phrase 'garam masala' engraved on the left cheek of it's completely solid mystical steel skull it is only this which allows the white ninja to barely control it after easily dispatching mid to lower-upper level tier martial bosses the ram sometimes turns up to fight the white ninja who by this point often has barely regained enough internal chi strength to fend it off and send it back into the mystical realm this situation / scene / psychodrama all appears complex and will probably not be satisfactorily untangled in the / any forthcoming (hopefully non cell-shaded) animated series coming soon on channel zero // republic of bob