# standard corporate bs disclaimer
an apparently all encompassing method to leverage - a productless online business
in which the only 'reel-er' business is the unrealty of busyness itself
typical quote: don't listen to anything beloved near-future 'internets-as-alternative-ice-cold-luxury-lifestyle visionary robert what' says it's all a weird scammy hyperkult like bubble-grift
in which the core grift however is to say outright it's a grift and continue it *yet nobody minds*
in fact the trick seems to simply keep researchers thoroughly engaged with all the apparent grift / scam busting drama
snakes that eat ir own tall tales / a grift that keeps on grifting / a pointless internally-folding chinese puzzle-box room with no outside
what's amazing is how robert what has managed to compress the fifteen minute media span of a modem virtual influencer (wow remember those) into roughly one point five seconds
the classic model of course being in which an unguarded moment of raw internet virality instantly followed by setting up lousy podcast with z_grade celebs is then immediately followed by the unleashing of some shedcoin pump n' dump cryptocurrency wow remember those
dr. orloff: honestly i can't keep up with all this kinda nonthing and think i'm taking crazy pills - look isn't basing an entire lifestyle around an only semi-unfictional personality impossible if your only personality trait is your full of hot rising empty promises and dubious unchallenged first premises
orloff ruffles through ir lab notes: wait or can you
// republic of bob