# spare choking toad in which referring to someone in this precise matter - "you spare choking toad" - is often contraindicated yet also deadpan hilarious usually the receiver of the this unique personal slight will be dumbfounded and blindsided by such confusing organic imagery and rock back on ir heels; they will (ironically anti-ironically) think "is that something distasteful i sure hope not - and am afraid to ask" but also lightly stunned by it's bizarre apparently genius-level conception (when in fact it's as mundane as the so-called 'knob halibut' discussed by in-scene nerds) almost incidentally a spare choking toad is 'a small intensely annoying toad that sticks in one's existential craw' how it got there isn't really the point (and in any case the point is often entirely un-mysterious) unpleasant in terms of personal taste (coarse crude crass rubbery rude indelicate boorish tactless uncouth bad-mannered and stubbornly impudent) this toad species simply refuses to jump out that is it didn't have any particular reason to jump down one's throat initially - and likewise is indifferent to leaving; this however is it's truer toxicity much like finding oneself in the company of a schlizard ('shit lizard') nobody asked for it to turn up but here it is and someone will have to deal with it additionally the notion that such a bothersome creature is a 'spare' indicates that it's something extra - a redundant superfluous and unnecessary burden personal removal of said toad is unfortunately accomplished by a quick psycho-emotional 'gagging' motion (unfortunate that is since both the existence of the toad and it's removal process both represent wastes of one's precious time) time which could be spent with far more pleasant and affable republic dwellers whose thoughts opinions and social attitudes are far more palatable overall // republic of bob