# smart crab management wow in which smart internets video people catch many crabs with super creative deep hole bamboo crab traps researcher henry swanson watching idly on lab monitor 5: ok fine - carry on an awkward pause then occurs during which the captured crabs do nothing but blow bubbles since this is a too-way live feed both henry and the crabs stare at each other and shortly henry sighs: what do you want from me both parties caught in the same ontological psycho-state of global videographic simulation / terminal boredom // republic of bob