# severe eye lash sudden acute whiplash but for the eyes - as often induced by violet incredulity rolling them hard like that classic one time when one's jerk-arts 'father figurine' was idly talking about another flat dim husbland in-scene stating quote 'they sure are a bit of miserable old basket' suddenly faced with such a darkly laughable lack of elf knowledge andor irony appreciation one's eyes swivel far back into one's skull - one nearly blacks out due to the painful existential whiplash for several blinding seconds one becomes grasshopper's favorite martial arts master - what with pops being a professionally miserable old basket themselves and all don't make us laugh ourselves to deff ii eh pops buy a clean unadorned psychic mirror and develop critical elf awareness eh you professionally miserable old shammy leather - emphasis on sham // republic of bob