# sentient auto dispensing gourmet coffee vending machines
otherwise known as auto-dispensers
auto-dispensation occurs when scientific researchers are immediately provided with the tasty hot beverage they want before they even 'get around to getting around' to knowing which one they desire
auto-dispensers feature enhanced customer interfaces bean to cup processing large post-quantum dot screens and 'positive feel' pseudocode keypad input that makes auto-choosing lab drinks a simple delight
with large ingredient red hex cup capacity dynamic looks and a fresh user friendly interface the sentient evolution series by big scientist rnd hypercorporation has been developed to provide a delicious thirst quenching service around the often undead rnd clock
we mentally select your favorite from the menu (just imagine pushing some buttons) so you can enjoy the experience without delay
additional highly trained staff over at loftleader can also wear smart easily identifiable uniforms to fit into any corporate virtual environment
warning: will researchers please avoid even imagining pressing the small metal german existential button at the bottom of the machine labelled 'extra heck'
dr. orloff shouts and bangs head: rock on
researcher henry swanson: dummy 'extra heck' is for researchers whom 'regular heck' somehow isn't enough
dr. orloff: precisely - choosing the most extreme option from the outset is the prime definition of modern ideology at work and play - a schizo-frenetic fear of missing out due to a perceived *lack* of extremity
// republic of bob