# seems very reasonable also known as henry swanson's alternative background cv auto-generated via loftleader industries internal for ceo walter s q'zahn's synthetic multiple lab vat eyes only file under bsz / key personnel now playing in lab background: tin pan alley by stevie ray vaughan mr henry swanson too often elf styled versatile freelance subcultural online meta theorist pseudo random bad ideas generator; antihero vat shinobi provocateur gentleman prankster and hypershamanic meta visionary in temporary autonomous residence also international greasy seaside cafe lecturer on armored golf carts extra-dimensional teleportation coffee auto-dispensing technology and freelance forward field researcher of so-called 'big science' additionally both an uberterrestrial contactee and intra-muiltiversal ultra high frequency pen pal allegedly with hyperorganism energy collective known in-scene as 'frank' deadly expert on semi sacred internets geometry new superconductive interdimensional jump portal physics and neat rubberband straw models one often sees bouncing around down on bass level d82 computational underground designer with advanced scene research group formerly known as 'azt3k' editor of best selling self help book for chickens 'no harm no fowl: a poultry life' currently coaches clients in person as well as telephonically founder of: 'top discovery nabnab jetski-baseball club' penultimate 'human-ai' content farm providing / auto spewing forth synthetic answers for plastic questions - a few sounding as if they grew unchecked in a spare lab vat editor of several wanted underground samizdat campus ezines and countless nets spam newsletters virtual webspace designer and conceptual anti musician with psychedelic speed life metal freejazz fusion supergroup 'cockney voodoo beaver' new album fangs of the cosmic serpent now available direct from orloff records to consider swanson wild eyed off limits urban beat em up suburban street poet allegedly developing new alternative heavily modded zx spectrum 48k emulation technologies as well as a certifiable neo-mayanologist and neo-biopsychedelic hyperfuturist is busy establishing the first lite boddhee part time x dimensional cold fusion superconduction institute with ir mates in a secrete garden shit somewhere in the deep post-industrial north is busy uncovering a virtual global low orbital intra muiltiversal megacorporation of mythical dimensionality is a barely qualified neck beardy expert on balcony plant nutrition and simulated office backdoor alchemy inaugurator of 'infinity void pillage network 404' co founder with fellow researcher dr. orloff krankenwagen of sub project entitled 'eye of the lucid lime' among many other areas modes and existential aesthetics sends out multiple scene reports day logs and dispatches each day live from 'republic of bob' a (for example) imaginary alternative internet-as-pastime / luxury lifestyle since nfr 1980 swanson has given over ten seminars lectures and retreats down ir local pub on urbanism and lite holo-tv boddhee ultraterrestrial contacts superconscious auto systemic glitch reprogramming uhfo's and a complete disgusting lack of decent exciting recent coverups pioneering astrophysical research in oblique relation to changes occurring to auto dispensed coffee around vast metaphysical secrete underground research basses local intrastellar region planetary changes and recent distribution of rubber stamp trees in metaphysical stationary offices in / around islington as well as the comic / cosmic scale potentiality of said basses as well as numerous other as yet gladly undefined arenas swanson is also author of sixteen astral cookery books for existentially toned students and alleged editor of underground campus based subcultural student samizdat zine '#file under random' as well as part time margin checker of weekly upin town newspaper tlr 'the local rag' swanson is working with numerous other big scientific groups andor biowired hyperkults in pioneering out here rnd fields as well as completing a nonlinear video series of cool computer animation models on certain curious life affirming aspects of a more than amazing notstory soon to be documented in an astounding in depth human-ai generated auto biographology long go that is last week in the heavy myths of deep time while yo la tengo starts to play in the middle distance for extra cosmic scale existential sublimity swanson had an accident that changed everything whereby they emerged then met with non localised post quantum biounits or ultraterrestrial intradimensional super organic hyper intelligences calling themselves 'frank' these beings claim to be way past extraterrestrial although they can even appear ultra terrestrial or intra-muiltiversal not 'et's or 'ut's but 'im's or 'uhfso' ultra high frequency superorganisms being unlimited in the ranges of universes or fractal holodimensions into which they can locally manifest and go beyond fellow researcher baudrillard: henry please remember to consider the sheer hyper massive volume of rnd data a global hyperreal ludocapitalist neurospectacle effortlessly transcending mere misinformation all news as synthetic in the sense information itself has long since been the only play-state in town and the super surface sheen of it's ultra violet global presentation the only /big scientific light source available // republic of bob