# scenic pronunciation methodologies
concerns the term 'ardcore' also known as the french configuration
appears to involve super tough aardvarks who've evolved for little but playing in the scientific sun
sub project reports aren't in yet but what is known is aardvarks enjoy chin tickles
yet even a single creature can knock whole rival teams from hypercorporate loftleader industries right off ir feet with a deft internal kung-fu tail whip
all while feeling friendly and happy and playing atop the lab equipment accidentally pressing buttons and pushing important levers with ir wet little noses
fellow researcher henry swanson: wow that is so cute someone help please there's a dozen happy aardvarks swarming around our feet we think they're after our chips
// republic of bob