# professional sounding marketing voiceover starts to play in the lobby to consider 'republic of bob' as (say) imaginary alternative ice cold luxury internet /as lifestyle once hailed as yet another future of webs allegedly set up to heal a broken unfair and undemocratic system of universally networked human information to cure the terminally boring non-place many had felt internets had become a vast conceptual failure and inequality engine powering lightly dented human-ai driven flying cars a 'tech first ask questions later' wheelhouse however it's fast turning out to be a bunch of expensive cheap bombast and bluster all choreographed via alleged visionary near-future founder and fellow researcher 'robert what' a fantasy world built on incoherent pipe dreams and radial centrist populism yet the only (false) problem 'republic of bob' imagines it can solve is how to best continually post ad-hoc rationalise its own non existence semi mysterious elf-styled new media visionary 'robert what' is often confused with shadowy guv dungcoin consortium creators and false human-ai positives researcher dr. orloff: hey wow super oldskool remember cryptocurrencies we're being prophesied republic of bob will radially shift current internets paradigm in the direction of uncommon ideals and a possible context for transcendental possibility these ideals while awfully utopian in nature and horribly revolutionary in conception are instantly and thankfully turning out to be little but amazingly empty pipe dreams and blue sky wish fulfilment turned chaotic and metastable to consider '#rob' first as a dark reflection of a profound unrealty the profound unrealty of '#rob' then masks and denatures '#rob' then masks the absence of its profound unrealty now '#rob' only relates to its own biomatrix unrealty // republic of bob