# our lord and king actual elvischrist
somehow not even a joke
actual elvischrist is regularly mentioned in-scene as a healthy atheistic alternative
sitting up there upon ir greasy burger throne during ir so-called third-age reign
forgetting ir lyrics and occasionally saying crazy rock n roll stuff
like momma and banana pbj while curling ir upper lip
yeah dear researcher we've no idea what's going on either keep the faithless faith
// republic of bob