# our lord and king actual elvischrist
somehow not even a joke
actual elvischrist is regularly mentioned in-scene as a healthy atheistic alternative
sitting up there upon ir greasy burger throne during ir so-called third-age reign
forgetting ir lyrics and occasionally saying crazy rock n' roll stuff
like 'momma' and 'banana pbj' while curling ir upper lip
yeah dear researcher we've no idea what's going on either keep the faithless faith
// republic of bob