# open source fiction concept geoff wode > i got no love no love you'd call real > ain't got nobody waitin' at home > ~ van halan running with the devil introducing "geoff wode" - open source fiction concept (in early access alpha v1.0) consider geoff wode less a character and more a conceptual art idea space / idea space for conceptual art - a mobile digital multimedia launch pad for exploring ideas of (for example) virtual hyper-masculinity self image in a digital age etc. all that good stuff example 'wodey' idea space - an imaginary profile for geoff name: geoff 'blonde hype' wode born: southern california age: an eternal 33 single words that describe geoff: "tryhard" / "keenster" physical dimensions: 6" 5' 245lb huge thatched head immensely strong and freakishly tough extremely evenly tanned hyper-clean living past: alleged combined ex olympic shot-putter andor hit man (nobody seems to know and records are fuzzy) awards: twice voted "pinkywhitest man alive" / "most likely to die of blandness" employment: runs a successful import-export business near the new mombasa space elevator; might also currently work as head of internal security for "loftleader industries" intelligence: not particularly bright existentially speaking - but definitely cunning and tenacious - finished a part time phd-by-email in experimental meta-business look: that of being continually bursting with the joys of endless summer; effortlessly snappy 'caz-u-el' dresser psychology: geoff displays unpredictable borderline psychotic behavior a punishingly high sincerity factor is strongly anti-ironic and anally retentive a smoothly confident yet often instantly forgettable conversationalist well versed in the latest subcultural trends and trivia sex: despite being a chronic masturbator geoff is deep into asexual self-love recreation: enjoys pharmaceutical grade street drugs such as bsz personal: owns a mildly rabid half cyborg chihuahua named junior honeybee peaches. geoff's favorite author is rudy rucker ir favorite walk on (anywhere) song is "up the beach" by jane's addiction known associates: andrei ulmeyda often described as: "a disturbingly upbeat insufferable narcissist with hypnotic eyes" / "a bit of a tool who always looks like ir's continually just arrived from ir handsome lessons" geoff is a masterclass in confidence outweighing expertise if you feel you'd like do develop the concept "geoff word" in any capacity feel free to contact researcher robert what today to discuss potential ideas // republic of bob