# obnoxious plastic pleasantries
hyper artificial and aggressively stupefied
also known as 'headfeeders' / 'long pigs' / 'civilised meat' / 'credit cards with legs' / 'z underscore fittest'
'high risers' / 'elysiumites' / 'plastic forks' / 'air breathers' / 'life smirkers' / 'astral amerikans' / 'jinzos' / 'smoothies' / 'synthesites' / 'smuganoids' / 'laminates' / 'deepfakers'
deep bluffy people-parodies called 'clay' or 'zack' or some other unbelievable bs
basically it's the case that you sleep while they unlive
who don't want any social progress they alone just want to be 'first'
indeed that's what 'first' implies it means being alone and apart from the perceived unwashed rabble - an elite
the unbearable pink-tinted ceramic whiteness of soulless droids who want nothing that would stand in the way of ir victory
mangy robotic dogs who will submit to anyone who promises them they can make the laws
last week one bumped into another of ir newly made friends
last night one heard them through the wall shouting 'i'm a dwarf i'm a dwarf'; oh greasy mouth breathing dungeon exploring nerk one couldn't agree more
some bean-bag artsed beard-weird physicist they know - elvischrist what a smirking cheese-stuffed bell
kinda like that infamous fictional actor what's ir name - steven jerkoff
five minutes in they half asked what your studying at university
you immediately thought why are you really asking zit brain like you even care
as one replied sociomedia they looked like they'd been handed a sprout green leaking nappy
one had to violetly repress the urge to display internal chinese martial physics in action and 'peng them over the loggia'
obnoxious smug munts are mere stand-ins for everything plastic and pathetic and can all go get wrecked
don't dare condescend to us you smug faced little scront - i'll savage you like super jacked rollins live in '82
// republic of bob