# npc werewolf noises sliding up to non playable characters already terrified as they sense they know about one's hidden inner werewolf - the creature of untameable wildness sitting hunched behind one's everyday face // just then a loud glitchy werewolf growl plays at full volume that is there's peaceful medieval 'folk music' at first but then a loud scary wolf glitch-noise rapid and erratic npc movements then follow suggesting extreme existential panic for most researchers on screen who've gfs 'gone full screen' by mistake such animated electrified werewolves are super fast and take part in oversized ballets of super aggressive hairy lightning - a midnight tornado of teeth and terrific physical expressiveness do avoid them dear researcher - unless armed with quality smoked pork herb and white pepper sausages from the cafeteria down on level d82 (just don't ask when janet's on as they always refuse) also find a long non-conductive stick and pair of clean spiked running shoes // republic of bob