# massive staggering guat meister
yes we're talking about you dave
you walking backyard bleaching
partially the reason middle fingers were invented
no doubt conceived by a weak wriggler ir pops squitted forth before ir moms accidentally sat on it
with that ridiculous half balding hairstyle hanging down at the back
stuffed with designer ignorance and astounding level of elf involvement
that overpriced fancy elf winding bs watch and oh so exclusive apartment in londonium overlooking the docks
just for a quick heads up there's a serious ongoing in-scene discussion concerning such duck heads
it concerns the decision to quietly and collectively tai chi drop kick ir smug yuppie peanuts into the next time zone
little oxygen molecule wasting reactionary who snorts cork in public toilets during weddings
conservative cruel hearts club member that never gets any on themselves
how they politely and effortlessly smug ir merry through life is worthy of some heavy feedback from polyverse
let's just say we're the crew to gladly dish it out
in the meantime while we plan a little something get reverse cowboy wrecked on a locally manifesting purple black data spike in a state of dimensional shimmer
like the ones in mass effect only more sentient and painful
your aggressive lack of human style or simple class makes scientists need to projectile puke on such sneering vertical pig faces
in short dear dave you loose
get in and prepare for bad sci fi
// republic of bob