# jason statham triple pack also known as sheer movie night disappointment made manifest when researchers realize a triple box pack of jason based titles is the only available source of tonight's electronic in lab entertainment similar in lame existential feel to kicking around a few titles down at the local blumquist video store deep in 4th sector planned car dependency suburbia just before closing time quietly hoping the rotting flesh ripping blue ash-grey faced undead don't attack sigh again // republic of bob