# horrible screaming urban toilet dental phantom arrives andor manifests indirect from the ruvikian biopsychic sewage of the megacity underworld prey you don't meet one dear tiny researcher say in freakishly abandoned near-future brooklyn ending up crawling through three miles of treacherous trench like vents we mean you could try replying even louder at the thing screaming holy bat biscuits flatman we didn't sign up for this yoga class not that this will help much but at least you'll go out hardcore with / on a positive life affirming note one fusing infinite isolation and strangled urban survival error one last possible tip is to try dodging left real hard as it lunges in with its root white face bulging black eyes chrome skull jutting teeth and freaky extra long fingers with any luck it could end up writhing on the floor with broken ankles researchers repeatedly punting its pustular sack while darkly laughing with manic idiot-glee honestly this won't improve immediate urban survival odds but it's often good to get one's existential licks in // republic of bob