# horrible butt bungee
as 'had ten dollaz' by cherry glazerr start to play in the back of one's armored golf cart
classic researcher lab report live from in-scene 4th sector as follows
3:30am sbt (standard bass time) we recently pee-deed permadeffed a zombie near the pier; biosynth data ninja shogunned it right in the crotch - kablammo
this caused an amazing rrc rancid-rot-cavity to appear exposing its putrid crumbling internals
the sheer force of our internal chinese martial art blow caused the deader to flip over the railing
in the process of it's backwards dive however a vast cruel amount of disgusting butt-viscera proceeded to spew out and these snagged on the railing
after tumbling over the deader started to bounce up and down - thirty foot of intestine bungee - its filthy gibs as broody rope
between borderline hysterical bouts of scream laughing and puking we managed to take several cool swanson style 'noclip' virtual photography gifs of the entire charmingly foul process
the entire upshot is your professionally miserable horse-faced republican mother should be receiving them about now at ir internets morality discussion coffee morning
// republic of bob