# historical novels generally often specifically bornard cernwell so darn dull and existentially dry they give major salt burns to salt heck lot's dead wife exudes more moisture than a cernwell novel elvischrist imagine ploughing through fifty of these turgid supermarket paperbacks these guys must type em' by the pound the mighty 'wolverhampton aqualung society' views bornard cernwell novels as the undying antithesis of fresh morning sea spay and life affirming action adventure even the cabin boy roger agrees // republic of bob