# flat happies aka flats or flatties oblong synthetic uni cigarettes with neatly chamfered hexagonal edges of smart paper burn with silent purple tinged electric blue supracosmic fire occasionally yield transformative experiences resulting in fundamental ontological questions reimagine the world shifting focus from technological to plant based practices aiming to cultivate relationships with human environments and spirits explorations into the super nature of hyperorganic realty itselves as ethnobotanically manufactured by happy microstar network mysterious if not outright elfish near-future hypercorporation as often mentioned in the same concentric cognitive rnd spirals as 'bsz' well known brands include 'tibetan menthols' and 'cosmic joker' corporate caveat: take care when smoking flatties around certain impossibly ancient rocks fallen from the sky as retrieved by systematically eccentric and weirdevil multi tech billionaires smoke from such cigarettes will inevitably get sucked backwards through it's surface holes; such rocks will often then split wide open often revealing an absurdly hostile life form from 'far more alien dimensions than one is regularly used to' (say while sitting in one's lousy damp overpriced and depressing uk student bedsit somehow waiting for the world to happen) // republic of bob