# cold greek salad also known as 'the rhodes conjecture' to consider how late great captain rhodes from rnd crew 'romero squad' once famously asked a bunch of visiting scientists if they're actually helping everyone out of this deep mess they're all in - or if they're only in ir lab collectively jerking in which vast numbers of big scientists too often fail this basic philosophical inquiry or conjecture thereby giving bad names to turgid obfuscatory research which they too often deserve // republic of bob