# bob c'est moi near-future classic existential parlour playspace involving aesthetic mysteries of black white tiles and lush green exotic house plants - a grand existential smorgasbord of cozy upper middling class delights sudden intense romantic feelings for the dark green eyed hyper-erudite polysensual short haired genderfluid beauty in the glass conservatory of the professor odd inabilities to everquite find the pantry for an extra mature english cheddar and sandwich spread sandwich one giant magic speaking candy lemon bengal tiger called janga kalkamoon iv such theatrical performance take place within an amazing fantastical notstory mythos known in-scene as the professor's lighthouse // republic of bob