# anti zombie defensive formation number one according to modem big scientists not only does it flat out not work it's another darkly laughable urban survival method fit only for the chewable researcher henry swanson: what's 'azdf_1' i forgot researcher gene manta rahy: see that's just it - not only isn't there one philosophically speaking there can't be any such thing as quote 'zombie defence' as the mass undead are inherently unpredictable and virtually inescapable the existential upshot of the non-existence of azdf_1 is that modem researchers simply have to accept 'zombies' as an existential concept without any possible safety nets ok sure don't go visiting cursed graveyards at night which back onto the toxic waste treatment facility - don't explore old seemingly abandoned basements once owned by alleged mad professors at night on one's own without having first 'called it in' also of course never annoy impossibly ancient evil chinese kung fu wizards able to raise armies of the rotting blue ash-grey faced undead inside ir inverted mountain super fortresses indeed also be aware of accidentally having one's leg fall down deep narrow holes in the ground containing twitching corpses and yes by all means avoid impossibly ancient desert pyramids containing sealed in partially mummified staff members now chained upside town to the steeply angled temple walls and exude 40ft poisonous snakes from ir mouths when say awakened by colonialist grave robbers most of all naturally avoid out of the way deep suburban mom n' pop video stores around dusk when the automatic shutters operate but other than that there are no rules handy hints or top tips against indefensible deadness // republic of bob