# another sad tuesday morning in which to pretend to pretend one is a so-called 'big scientist' performing advanced 'rnd projects' of vast scale and importance for a mythical near-future hypercorporation (for instance one called bsz big scientist rnd zaibatsu) all researchers please note bite proofed micropore white lab coat and safety specs are not optional fashion accessories and all operational bass staff must observe all standard safety protocols at all times for example keeping lab doors shut in the presence or potential threat of vast shuffling hordes blue ash-grey flesh eating undead used as cheap bass security thank you all; now please don't let us keep you from a productive day performing repo intense rnd // republic of bob