# a right pigeon's nest common pigeons are (apparently) notorious for making nests which at first glance can appear 'extremely crappy' - often only comprised of three or four twigs hopelessly arranged into a parody of the dialectical opposite of something 'warm cosy and aesthetically pleasing' evolution wise however pigeon nests are in fact perfectly adequate and only appear distinctly tawdry in comparison with other more advanced nest builders the common scenic symbolism therefore of something being a 'right or real pigeon's nest' can therefore itself also appear perfectly inadequate when describing in-scene objects or processes which (if only at first glance) appear ridiculously bare and laughably perfunctory - cheap inferior junk both lousy shoddy sub-par slip-shod and decidedly second rate jerry-rigged as in clumsy hastily or roughly constructed - crude rough-hewn primitive rudimentary artless unrefined amateurish inexact unpolished and unskillful; violetly paltry both in terms of /seeming lack of design and architectural execution yet as modern researchers of 'big science' often work under extremely testing (ba-dum tish) conditions of project rnd - which often includes 'being in endland' (ie exposed to extremes of darkly laughable cowboyish mediocrity every day) they're in a position to understand and appreciate the flat non-irony of the notion of a 'pigeon's nest' that even common pigeons know what's up with making do with what's available and don't sweat it (also not making some kind of bs aggressively spartan or 'minimalist four yorkshiremen' virtue of having so little to work with from the outset - walking nostalgic parodies about 'humble beginnings' or difficult ongoing existential manchild teenhoods) // republic of bob