# the wizard who came from the moon garme
aka another hot new forthcoming atmospheric indie smash hit from the 'abstract encounters' play research group
you are a deeply pseudo-cynical partially visible dinklebot who escaped from some awful moon wizards garme crapolaware over 200 years ago
annoyed at the constant intrusion of chirpy new settlers at the local moon base into your contemplative lifestyle you decide to mess with with ir space idiot lives in your typically cool detached and deadpan manner
while your 'psychedelic shenanigans' spell casting skillz are formidable the settlers are also very big
after mistaking you for a mildly rabid ape missing from one of ir labs they'll attempt to squash you on sight using anything within reach
avoid the raucous moon base settlers and frustrate them enough so they leave your lonely homely rock for good!
// image here: promotional poster for "the wizard who came from the moon (garme)
term - 'a dinklage'
> useless hardcore complaints about minor development quality issues - conveniently forgetting these issues exist within a inherently dull hyper-cynical copypasta franchise context of generally poor overall conceptual quality
> ~ robert what
// republic of bob