# the low hanging ugly fruit of tony hawk's pro skater 5
> they will never forget you
> until somebody new comes along
> ~ the eagles - new kid in town
to be placed gently (w/ misty-eye'd irreverence) in the "didn't need to be said but was anyway" file: consider that tony hawk's pro skater 5 as the current no. 1 low hanging ugly fruit of all modern player's (failed) hopes and dreams
simple thought experiment: imagine one / any young modern pro skateboarder that would make a garme anything remotely like tony's. exactly
please - give it a rest 'tone'. you're embarrassing yerself. let this played-out your tryhard dad franchise die with some dignity
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redefining "uninspired" the color combos alone (dude) are enough to make you weep / puke
squirty collary: "mind you if this was some classy ftp android app we could sell it like hotcakes!" not
the only garme uglier than this sad pseudo-edgy(tm) exercise in modern design oblivion: bombshell
// republic of bob