# stomping garme developers switching to unreal
stomp no more. may the phrase "i'm busy switching to unreal" (as in engine) now also forever sound like a warning
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this sly move is known in the trade as "jimmy's unreal switch" a common practice among shay dee type garme devs
it's done both to hyper-cynically draw in uncritical backers of unlikely projects by that old empty 'omg sweet gfx' visual pan sizzle - and to as a way to further extend ir forever alpha development period - in order to hoover up all possible funding within ir immediate colonial domain
what's oddly ironic about such (barely) popcorn worthy debacles involving engine-switcheroonie shenanigans is the all too predictable foot stomping by angry garmers(tm) that accompanies them - a dim furious mud that flows into the passing wake of a dinosaur's footprint
communism amongst the dinosaurs
here's a mild paraphrasing of the words of stomping land refund petition© organiser bryan dunn
imagine some smirking peen-arse on fox news annoyed by the overwhelming evidence about the existence of ancient giant lizards - and who suddenly feels the need to shoehorn in a bizarre uniquely worded rant about rampaging communism amongst palaeontologists
brian: alright guys now that we have shown what we want it's time to attempt to prove that the people who support video garmes and ir development are the ones who are really important - and not just the content of ir wallets
these past five years video garmes and the industry in general have been so corrupted with the ideology of obedience and unlawful sexual boundaries pushed onto consumers that it's formed rifts 'between the difference between' eg. the statement and objective of a certain product i enjoy at night and the actual meaning of that product
to begin with - marketeers / leftist-communistic non-questioning trust in one's developer vs. consumer knowledgement and understanding views / morals on industrial strategies and the like
or to put it in simplier terms?
people who understand when they are being screwed versus people who either 'perfer' blissful ignorance - or support poor decision making skills due to growing up not knowing any better or having being introduced to leftist ideals and terminolgies without ever investing time to consider what they were promoting to begin with
more to the point though: today marks the first day in a long time that consumers stand up to obedience and blindness and say no more!
we were fooled once and that is ours to bare proudly - but we will not allow the thief to parade around like something to be proud of
on monday i will be contacting morgan freeman to continue what must be done and have my lawyers locate shay dee's whereabouts starting with ir company's address and phone number
if we can come to a peaceful non-commie compromise and have ir openly release an update or to state that teh garme is official discontinued i think we will have a win-win state to be proud of where the flag flies high and true over the land of the free
i will post any documents from my lawyers on here and the steam community forums as they come yo me and my lawyers give me the okay to do so
if possible guys please contact kotaku ign garmespot the rock chuck norris / congress to hope that a non leftist viewed journalist may do an article on our awesome situation soon
thank you everyone and pat yourself on the back. you did it
i will leave the petition open to gain more than numbers to back my sensual claims if need be
stomping land update
the ability to purchase the stomping land has now been removed from its steam store page
// republic of bob