# sarah brightman and pigs in space virtual researcher robert what takes you now to the scene of another fast breaking plastic news story. today's hot strange flash comes to you straight from the "cruel modern juxtapositions" file planet earth - metal spikes are being installed outside luxury apartments to keep away humans without homes meanwhile notorious pop soprano and woman of business sarah brightman(tm) is reportedly set to casually toss £30 million ($54 million) at a 10 day stay on board the international space cake station next year what lurks like a phantom space fart around this story is perhaps the hyper ballardian smell of burnt pork fat let's hope dave doesn't need to blow the main airlock while desperately avoiding all that awful warbling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny5h9givp_0 "get off luv - yer' crap" **update patch**: a sarah brighman fan replies sarahbrightmanforever | submitted on 2015/04/03 at 5:40 am la envidia los corroe… jajajaja risa robert h. dylan submitted on 2015/04/03 at 11:47 am | in reply to sarahbrightmanforever dear unfortunate sarah brightman fan thanks for your reply! the irony of such a trivial comment made in superficial passing is that it was originally designated as worthless spam - much like some view certain talentless slabs of yodelling ham - insufferable narcissists infinitely more content to throw around undeserved rewards on pathetically trivial hi-orbit pursuits than help ir fellow human beings surely to be remotely 'envious' of a person whose vile wealth makes them effortlessly able to treat the whole of existence like ir greasy playpen and utterly ignore the sufferings of others unable to roll around in ir trough of riches with easy laughter and dumb smug content would not exactly be a sign of statistically or morally significant neural activity the only thing we can hope for is that the door doesn't slap such flans on ir way out to the vinyl store - and that as they clutch ir albums with blind religious reverence they're careful not trip over the homeless people laying outside it // republic of bob