# real slash nice a borderline evil blandness of suenmue iii > by the time you're driving forklifts and participating in teh garme's qte-filled conclusion hours upon hours of boredom will have taken ir toll > ~ garmespot review of shenmue a real / nice scenario: in which by-now standard internets controversy roleplay over kickstarter private funding concerns contrasts greatly with how players / researchers upon experiencing a shenmue iii garme poster often seem struck by feelings of an intense almost evil blandness - suddenly overcome by nostalgic digital waves of malicious milk-and-water; a radiant insipidity abrasively welcoming in its all too respectfully flavourless luminously tedious disquietingly congenial repulsively amiable caustically good natured and terrifyingly sincere manner and tone - a violent un-objectionality somehow viciously average in its offensive-inoffensiveness witness poor ryo hazuki with ir ph-7 personality staring out into the middle distance; looks like ir's never read a book (or would even recognize one if ey saw it while busy grinding out a living riding forklifts); mind you stunningly un-mysterious shenhua ling looks like ir happy kingdom brainpan wouldn't register an angry nishikigoi jumping out of a pond to tail-slap ir back into plastic consciousness. in this regard consider them and ir too-small nasal cavities a perfect in-garming couple exceptionally meagre in ir extreme conceptual adequacy // republic of bob