# quantum break goty parody quantum break - unamazingly cheesy corporate sy fi shoehorned into some jumped up slowmo mechanic - representing so large (yet so typical) an example of the industry(r)'s near total creative black hole bankruptcy it creates terrifying bio-gravitational ripples of mind searing incredulity in local vidyagarm spacetime consider the mere idea that this cynically pinched off paint-by-committee product might somehow be "garme of the year" in any true sense (outside the industry's own endlessly self-congratulatory back slapping and solid award giving) as violently laughable yes from remedy entertainment the (industry) acclaimed creators of alan 'unreadable' wake comes a 'revolutionary entertainment experience' that that blurs the line between television and garmeplay allegedly integrating the two into one seamless uniquely immersible experience while weaving the cinematic(tm) action of intense broshooter garmeplay with the bland tension and drama of heavily scripted straight-to-television creating a world where each has a direct wet dull impact on the other in quantum break our desperate hero (highly talent-challenged brown haired whiteboy shawn 'iceman' ashmore) fights a highly personal and improbably battle to save the future (/of vidyagarmz?) before time literally runs out. "literally." as time breaks down impossible split second moments of jerry bruckheimeresque destruction turn into 'epic' stages of time powered action the listless hot actions you take and the choices you make shape your artificial experience as the ham fisted narrative predictably unfolds towards some stunningly forgettable climax. as you play in your underpants and suck down mountain dew a personalized 'director's cut' of the show is created just for you based on the meagre decisions you make during teh garme this hyper-mundane garme (unfortunately) leads the new generation of quality interactive entertainment as the show and garme deliver a *pukes slightly in mouth* 'holistic entertainment experience' made possible only on xbone one yes quantum break has indeed got "goty" smeared all over it // republic of bob