# on the we want half life 3 campaign
to consider the "we want half-life 3" campaign by marketing firm interns chris salem and kyle mazzei one of the most ill considered stunningly witless funding drives in the known sentient polyverse this week
it's schemes like this that give crowd funding the bad reputation it too often deserves
the stench of smugly nodding entitlement and preppy self high-fiveing privilege emanating from this obnoxious video stings the eye and offends the ear
even if the whole lousy thing is some kind of lame joke - oh the non irony - dim time wasting pairs of nathan barleys display brains of lukewarm potato salad for even 'thinking' up such dire campaigns
indeed such a monolithically bone headed scheme seems to have little to do with video garmes half life 3 or valve - but rather feels like just another mere vehicle for naked bro-fisting self love and unchecked ego expansion; a 'next gen collar pop' for the clueless idle rich
let's hope they're seen anywhere near valve harassing the employees; one can imagine big uncle gabe casually punching lights out (of ir van)
valve owes garmers nothing - on the contrary it's sucking players dry
perhaps a case of "go fund yourself"
// republic of bob