# on the uglyness of bombshell aka garmes are about people to consider "bombshell": the title which reminds players that garmes are about people - and not about whatever barely thrown together backstories and lousy garme mechanics such squirtysoft(tm) state they're 'about' in which there's little sadder than a studio that has seen better days by producing infinitely better titles (eg. prey) than those compared to ir latest squirty offering. a garme so ugly so lacking in artistry or style that kanye west will probably soon declare it a modern art masterpiece // video here that it looks like a reskinned duke nukem might not be a marketing advantage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvuuyrgb_ba 'bombshell' seems to entirely forgets the fact that garmes are about people; that elements that comprise play which vibe or resonate with humans or human experience are usually far more intelligent. here however we know nothing about this woman ir stupid arbitrarily metal arm what they feels about having one - and nor do we care check out the dire back-story provided at the incredibly dull and unengaging website; a modern standard garme industry narrative travesty (paraphrased here for artistic emphasis) name: shelly "bombshell" harrison age: classified (really?) as a child shelly harrison demonstrated an insatiable desire to succeed at starring in truly dire video garmes. from a young age they demonstrated an aptitude for uncreative complexity and was always the outcast prioritizing video success over sociability. as they matured shelly became known for ir risk-taking resilience and leadership and developed a strong reputation for accomplishing ir goals as as 'shay-dee' style developer. these traits lead ir to join the global defence of bad garmes where they eventually became a well-respected and highly-regarded colonel of crapolaware that career soon ended however after what became known as "the incident," where they lost both ir arm and ir squad to terminal boredom - a group of 'leet' developers they thought of as family - in a violent and anally explosive act of ultra-cynical crapolaware release. that is shelly developed an un-honourable discharge they was however soon approached by a private industry contractor to make even more shovelware on the cheap. in exchange for ir diverse skillset - which includes expert hype training and angry garming crowd disposal - they offered ir a second chance: a mechanical arm built from unidentified garme remnants discovered in the aftermath of the incident. looking to get revenge on those responsible for the incident they accepted. with this new arm shelly took on the name of "bombshell" and vowed to restore both the name of 3d realms and ir career hah. good luck with that! bad guy evil-laugh garme (caption id="attachment_36191" align="aligncenter" width="459") "cheer up love it might not happen": the face of modern garming(/caption) a better idea: since the only character having fun in bombshell appears to be the bad guy one might as well make a garme in which an oversized evil overlord of squirtysoft laughs evilly and continually while bumping off ridiculously self-serious hyper-generic video garme characters **update patch** separated at birth? bombshell and tony hawk pro skater 5 // video here // republic of bob