# on not winning the prix net art award 2015
the merest mention of 'art' - along with 'culture' and 'garmes' - now makes rob feel slightly nauseous. after a recent relapse back into near total alienation from constantly dull arbitrary art - an unsent torrent based nomination to the the prix net art jury followed by a remixed response to ir announcement of the actual(r) winner
example artist statement via researcher robert what
robert what: "a self assembling conceptual torrent based performance combining a high quality 4k screenshot of the international prix net art award homepage a quote by an american ethnobotanical psychonaut - and any resulting feelings experienced by fellow players having participated in such an experiment by simply downloading i.t"
> we're discovering there's an artificial angel within the monkey
> ~ paraphrasing terence mckenna
price for this concept considered as virtual art experience: insert here
non winner of the prix net art award 2015: robert what
in november 2015 after extensive deliberation over nice wine and delicious cheese niblets the prix net art jury casually announced that the second annual $10,000 prix net art would not be awarded to 'artist' robert what
about robert what kinda
robert what's practice (allegedly originating in or near a bike shit in an alternative 1979 netherlands) in no way transcends traditional categorisation using pseudo-diverse media in order to explore socio-political or technological themes and only cynically reflects on the broad cultural and social effects of communication and image processing technologies from performatively (is that even a word) distributing artificial social capital on social media to not completing a staff-banned kickstarter campaign for a hardware start-up called "punch out kickstarter(tm)"
'ir work' (whatever that is/n't) does not include slickly coded websites trite performances expensive routers cool installations startups armies of the undead or manipulated found images frequently juxtaposing or consolidating 'technically dichotomized presentation realms' (??) recent solo exhibitions include cs:go noclip. what neither lives nor works in berlin and amsterdam - because ey can't afford it
culturally sanctioned official jury statement
sounding like they should be wearing black gowns while they pass judgement on "what art is" this year "the jury" looked at the specific role of net art within a supposedly larger art context. the main issue here - or at least for them - was to emphasize the relevance of a prize for works and practices made in the context of the internet and to highlight critical issues and developments in this (much maligned) field
net art has clearly not moved beyond the pinkywhite media art ghetto. artists and art institutions of various disciplines and plumage are starting to explore the fiscal possibilities of the internet. importantly the jury feels "cultural development without the internet is almost unthinkable at this point in time" (they've obviously never heard of pulling a plug.) this transformation of the(ir) art field is often described in terms of a post-media post-digital post-internet cultural production
which seems complete balls of course. while recognizing the value of these developments the jury thinks that the prix net art should support artists who (somehow) critically engage with 'core issues' surrounding art and the internet and with the internet as a medium (which it isn't) a platform for endless self aggrandisement and a social network for likes / clickbait upvotes. special consideration goes to artists that use or 'reflect upon' practices originating in the base culture of the internet: the developers makers and hackers without whom 'internet culture' would not exist or without whom these cultures would be very bland *cough*
the convenient fluidity of boundaries between artist and tech communities and questions of authorship virtuosity and the (urgh) performativity of art in a mediated environment are an important aspect of the mediocre work of the non winner of the 2015 prix net art robert what. what's 'work' stays un-firmly yet non defiantly outside the realm of contemporary art but from a wobbly position profoundly mis-informed by the conditions of new media networks - technical as well as cultural social economical and political networks. "what" does not strive for an honest respectful or unembellished approach to the materials and conditions of the network. at the same time 'ir work' lacks humour wit and critical commentary
the scope of what's work is unimpressive and reaches from informalistic yet sometimes bordering on interesting works to extremely layered conceptual pieces. from ir early work in which ey plays (idly) with elements and performance of software to recent projects in which ey reveals a fascination with anyone who (like himselves) finds the history economy and context of contemporary artist tools deathly boring the network has not been what's environment physically nor culturally
what's recently relaunched nonsite "republic of bob" seems an in-depth investigation of the underlying processes of virtual mis-production. ey too created an imaginary startup company last night in bed that produces some crappy video player that 's a useful tool for pinkywhite artists of privilege allegedly challenging the copyright barriers between commercial garme players and formats of the video real - a cynical trojan horse to get "the artist's(tm)" 'work' (a lousy screensaver) into collections and museums run by mechanical fools. "the work" barely highlights the dependence of present day cultural production on a chain of workers and processes that makes cultural production even less liberating than even the judy present it / themselves to be
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arbitrary-art example: "(..) and this kind of stuff"
// republic of bob