# on lindsay lohan's art video in which while surfing for research to develop you're stuck by the richard phillips video of lindsay lohan // video here life as a heavily stylized series of profoundly empty tech-noir gestures decide whether or not to read an article about lohan's art video pretending to visiting wikipedia's entry on lindsay you imagine reading a hypertext fiction neo-antinovel by the/a combined holographic simulacrum of inventor ted nelson & philosopher slavoj zizek while imagining "venus in furs" by the velvet underground plays in the background of your research lab you hear of selected press about richard phillips at the gagosian gallery site you suddenly feel the trailer for "vertigo" by alfred hitchcock is on a loop in your soft strange head this teleports you to an advertisement for chanel no.5 perfume by ridley scott - just for you // video here > i am made of blue sky and golden light - and i will feel this way forever.. **+** wow you quickly and stylistically bring this electronic meditation procedure to a close by considering (/that) "this is what everybody wants" by cliff martinez from solaris in which lindsay lohan's video reminds one of eric fischl's early paintings as discussed in theorist arthur kroker's cool sci-fi fan fiction the postmodern scene - fischl described by one blogger as "observant and authentic" big science term: a 'lohan' an edgeless series of luxurious poses and enigmatic direct-to-camera stares by a gynoid replica who looks like it's lived in a bubble of artificial diamond floating weightlessly in the middle of a mineral-water sea its whole life and is only now washing up on the shore of the video real(tm) - all offered without comment / content advertising a persona that feels uncanny - yet inevitable // republic of bob