# garming term rambo a video garming term: to 'rambo the video garme' **+** to scoop up cheap ip's and shovel out more crapolaware 4 quikca$h **+** to seek enjoyment through amazingly / bizarrely awful video garme production values if old duke nukem was playing 'fappy bird' on ir phone and was suddenly distracted by the garmeplay trailer for "rambo: the video garme"- even they'd glance back and forth between screens and blush at the throwback quality of this retro meathead-themed disaster oh the design. the auto-aim and qte's; this garme goes way beyond merely 'bad' - tumbling backwards at high speed via "technique before value" to pitch ever deeper into the greasy metaphysical realms of true un-rewound nfr80's vhs-grade schlock and kitsch this is a player head space usually reserved for weird forms of reality television shame-fame combining 'genuine' cult classics modern designer scorn hyper-voyeuristic schadenfreude and fleeting authentic(tm) affection for long abandoned only ever half-remembered subcultural detritus. a faceless nameless entity - it lives with a horrible twitching life of its own in the same way that watching celebrities ascend into predictably scripted mental unwellness is often garishly fashionable sexy and lucrative "given the state of the industry" (citation needed] it's of little surprise that slapped together trash like 'rambo' even gets made; rest assured even as it's unleashed on the world stage like a damp fart garmers are already cynically mourning its brown textured passing direct into history's bargain video garme bucket // republic of bob