# alternative garme award categories 2016 to consider some alternative garme award categories for 2016 **+** most outstanding accidental use of dodgy physics in-garme **+** most ontologically poignant example of floating point texture gap error **+** most sudden strong feeling of in-garme alienation / anomie / derealization **+** most repressed desire to skip in-garme cutscenes even while busy eating snack **+** mostly depressed but still grinding through garme in order to get some bullshed magical sword **+** most unimpressed at generic character design featuring strong jawed white male with big gun **+** most kickable youtube letsplay personality who screams cynically for advertising revenue **+** mostly disappointed with the new releases this year even the cool low-poly indie ones **+** mostly i just play garmes to pass the time and punch the clock before death **+** mostly brown with a few listlessly glowing highlights is my spirit animal **+** most obvious observation that leet 4k gfx don't equal better garmes **+** mostly still whizzed off at valve for not fixing the greenlight sewer **+** most times been shouted at by moms for not cleaning my room // republic of bob