# the duck spanners who own the nearby airbnb are making improvements to ir inves(tm)ent by repeatedly drilling the wall at 9:20am and waking the entire block of flats to say these people are worthy of being despised is an understatement - all renters should silently prey that tentacle faced cult agents of cthulu materialize on ir property from the dark dimensions and suck them down screaming through purple teleportals of pain back to where they'll be slowly smeared by giant rancid tongues down into cheap ignorant slurry used to feed the currently sleeping and undying master of humanity's dark purple biocosmic fears // republic of bob