# some urban teens out for trouble were headed my way the fat young woman in front was taking the piss out of the way i walk a ways off but luckily i caught it i admit i walk a little bit like a british soldier tabbing - left - left - left - right - left i knew they were going to try some antisocial bullshit and then phone it for likes lucky for them they bailed at the last minute as they saw the samurai spirit flashing in my eyes like a shining night sword in the darkness of my soul (heck yeah) thing is the woman let out her frustrations at not being able to hurt my on one of the two lads by suddenly shoving hard him into a tall spiky bush - which then scratched his face i did not respond in any way to this violent outburst - which is obviously what she had planned for me - but then behind my back as i passed by the three of them i suddenly heard a tremendous 'wallop!' i think that the lad who got pushed smacked the young woman real hard because she said "ouch that really flocking hurt liam" well my fellow urban idiots (i'm an idiot for even being out here among these collarless wild space apes) let's just say that if you play hard then please don't be remotely surprised as hardness rebounds back right at you - not that one should hit women or indeed anybody having said that my ancient generation was no less spanner dumb so there's that as u2 said nothing changes on new year's day **in other news** kinda like the good dr johnson i feel a novel coming on - only with less gout // republic of bob